Saturday, September 11, 2010

cny roller derby's first tournament!

LAST WEEKEND WE WENT TO LONG ISLAND FOR OUR VERY FIRST TOURNAMENT. WHICH IS VERY EXCITING AS A LEAGUE, AND ALSO FOR ME BECAUSE WHEN I ARRIVED THEY DIDNT HAVE ME LISTED AS AN NSO....ONCE I TALKED TO SOME FOLKS I WAS TOLD TO WAIT ON TRACK ONE AND IF THEY NEEDED ME THEY WOULD FIND ME.....WELL THEY DIDNT, SO FOR ONCE I GOT TO CHEER MY TEAM ON!
THE FIRST ROUND WE TOOK ON THE HELLIONS OF TROY, WHO WE PLAYED AT HOME EARLIER THIS YEAR. THEN WE TOOK ON THE ALBANY ALL STARS WHO WERE PLAYING THE ENTIRE TOURNAMENT WITH JUST 8 SKATERS! THEY ROCKED IT HARD, AND ENDED UP WINNING THAT ROUND BY 2 POINTS! FOR OUR FINAL ROUND WE PLAYED LONG ISLAND AND THEY WON, PLACING Us 4TH...WHICH I THOUGHT WAS PRETTY DARN AWESOME FOR A FIRST TOURNAMENT. IT WAS SO EXCITING WATCHING ALL OF THIS YEARS HARD WORK PAY OFF....IT WAS ALSO GREAT TO BE ABLE TO SCREAM AND CHEER INSTEAD OF BEING ALL BUSINESS AT A BOUT. WE TRIED TO CAPTURE SOME OF THE ACTION BUT APPARENTLY OUR CHEAP POINT AND SHOOT DIGITAL CAMERAS WERENT HACKING IT....WE HAVE ABOUT 20 BLURRY HOT MESSES!
FOR A MUCH BETTER RUNDOWN OF THE TOURNAMENT CHECK OUT OUR LEAGUE BLOG**
I GET TOO EXCITED AT BOUTS TO EVER BE ABLE TO DO A TECHNICAL RECAP....
SPEAKING OF EXCITING, THE NIGHT BEFORE IN THE HOTEL ROOM WAS AMAZING! OUR LEAGUE PAID FOR US TO HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAY IN WHAT I WOULD DEFINITLEY CONSIDER A SWANKY HOTEL. WE HAD A KITCHEN FOR COOTIES SAKE!!!
JESSBOT AND I WERE THE SECOND CAR LOAD TO ARRIVE, WHEN WE GOT THERE LADY DIE SHOWED US TO OUR ROOM.......HER AND HER CREW TOOK OFF FOR DINNER. WE HAD ALREADY STOPPED AT A PIZZA PLACE MY MOM HAD FOUND, AND WE WERE MORE THAN READY TO MOW DOWN! BUT FIRST WE HAD TO CHECK OUT THE HOTEL ROOM AND GIVE THE BED THE GOOD OLE STRESS TEST. I LOVE HOTEL BEDS, THEY ARE MADE TO TAKE A BEATING (PARDON THE PUN) 
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WHEN JESSI AND I WERE DONE TESTING OUT THE JUMPABILITY OF THE BED WE DECIDED IN ORDER TO HANG/STAY IN THE HOTEL ROOM WITH US YOU HAD TO HAVE A SEXY PHOTO TAKEN........WHICH MEANS TONS OF RIDICULOUS GIGGLING FUN! THE PHOTOS STARTED OUT THAT YOU HAD TO GET IN THE WINDOW SIL AND BE SEXY....WHICH IS FUNNY ENOUGH SINCE MOST OF US HAVE BIG BOOTIES THAT DONT FIT IN WINDOWS!
(NOTE THE PHOTO OF ME, MY LEG IS ON THE AIR CONDITIONER TO PROP MY BIG ASS UP!) THEN AFTER A TRIP OUTSIDE WITH A ROOMIE, JESSBOT DECIDED SHE NEEDED A RIDE BACK TO OUR ROOM ON ONE OF THOSE LUGGAGE CARTS.....LET ME TELL YOU, A LUGGAGE CART MAKES A GREAT SEXY PHOTO PROP!
AFTER ALL THE SEXY FUN WAS OVER, JESSBOT BROKE OUT THE BLOW DART AND DART BOARD......GIVE A BUNCH OF UNRULY DERBY GIRLS A BLOW GUN AND YOU ARE IN FOR IT! 
THERE IS A REASON WE WERE PLAYING WITH THE BLOW GUN....IT WAS A STRETCHING AND AB EXERCISE FOR DERBY....WE SWEAR! NOW GET LOW, IN DERBY STANCE, DO A LITTLE STRETCH...HIT THAT BULLSEYE!
WE HAD A FEW BULLSEYES, NONE OF WHICH WERE FROM ME...I WAS LUCKY IF I COULD HIT THE DART BOARD AT All!
***JESSBOT PULLING THE BLOW DART OUTTA HER CHEEK!***
DURING OUR BLOWDART PARTY LITTLE BASTARD GOT A TEXT FROM HER HUBBY SAYING THAT THEIR TV HAD EXPLODED AND BURST INTO FLAMES! SHE WASNT SURE WHICH WAS MORE EXCITING, JESSBOT GETTING A DART BLOWN INTO HER BUTT OR THE EXPLODING TELEVISION.....SHE HAD TO SEE BOTH....SO OFF SHE RAN TO CHECK OUT THE TELEVISION.......EXACTLY HOW I LIKE TO SEE TELEVISIONS, ON FIRE! THATS ONE WAY OF GETTING PEOPLE OFF THE COUCH, SET ALL TV'S ON FIRE!!!
WE FINALLY SETTLED DOWN FOR A FEW HOURS OF SLEEP WHEN WE GOT GIGGLING AND PLAYING CLAP ON CLAP OFF.....JESSI AND I WOULD CLAP AND Sic LEE TwisTED WOULD TURN THE LIGHT ON AND OFF.....FOR SOME REASON IT WAS PANTS PEEING HILLARIOUS. THEN WE DECIDED WE NEEDED TO SAY GOODNIGHT LIKE THE WALTONS BUT NONE OF US KNEW ALL OF THEIR NAMES SO WE CALLED JESSBOTS MOM....PUT HER ON SPEAKER PHONE, AND SHE DID THE WHOLE SCENE FOR US! ABSOLUTELY HILLARIOUS.....GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!!!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL I LOOOOOOOOOVE THIS!!!!

Heather said...

I will figure out how to send the video! I will!

Beth said...

Sounds like so much fun! I wish I had been there!!!

angelvamp13 said...

Hilarious!! And where did BK get that mask lol!!

Holistically Heather said...

why jessi had it in her backpack of course!